Snacks that burn rubber

This snack was brought to the SM's attention through the results of a snack-thropological report conducted in the SOUTH!!!

Dale Jr., who apparently no longer needs a last name when pushing race track treats, brings you the "Big Mo'" in creamy caramel or peanut butter.

Attention NASCAR fans indeed!

I have no idea what a Mo' of any size is. This snack confuses me!!?!

Have any snackers out there sampled the MO yet??

cake or cannibalism: YOU DECIDE

So I obviously endorse snack appreciation, snack fan-dom, even...SNACK MANIA.

But I DO draw the line at making a snack in your own image!!!! I think the Bible does too.


No, your eyes do not deceive you, this insane-o had a wedding cake made to look like her. Well, it was supposed to, I think. There are more creepy pictures here, including one of her groom trying not to yak on himself while he cuts into "her" midsection.

To clarify my nuanced position: IT IS A-OKAY TO MAKE A SNACK THAT LOOKS LIKE A SNOWMAN OR A TURKEY, BUT NOT YOURSELF (OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS, UNLESS THEY ARE CELEBRITIES AND THEN THEY FALL INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS TURKEYS AND SNOWMEN.)