Tuesday, March 18, 2008

NC-snacking

Ok, so this snack pic is a little risque, but Peeps and general lasciviousness are both so timely, I just couldn't resist.

Eggs-actly the sort of snack I like

You will not even believe this amazing snack that was delivered by the Easter bunny to the volunteer EMS service in Brunswick, MD. You might think that this CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER EGG is a tad large, but you would be wrong.

G and I bought this HOMEMADE treat in the ambulance bay. It was in a Ziploc bag. All of this seemed fine. G was impressed with the advertised 8 ounce size and this potato-sized piece of CANDY did not disappoint.

The inside seems to be made of peanut butter, lots of other butter and sugar.

Dear Easter BUNNY, I only bought one of your super eggs from the nice ladies at the fire house. Please bring some more by my place on Sunday. Thank you.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Signs of the SNACKS

Oh my.

First kids can't drink 20 oz Mr. Pibbs at school anymore and now MUPPETS can't two fist cookies down their gullets!!!!

Of course he looks crazed, grapes? Are you people serious?

Will the assault on the freedoms of snacking stop nowhere???

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

snack savings: 2 for $4 at safeway right now!!

I had been hearing a lot about this new Jell-o "Dulce de Leche " pudding snack, so the STAKES were HIGH!!! But just take a look at this thing:


obviously delicious! It sort of tastes like real dulce de leche and is VERY sweet.

The sad news is that this snack seems to have 0 fat and 0 sugar and 4 calories, so it is just a little tub of chemicals endorsed by Bill Cosby. But I will ignore that and endorse this snack in '08.

(And no, all you conspiracy theorists, I didn't strike a deal with Kozy Shack pudding to box out the Swiss Miss...)

yes we can SNACK


Will.I.Snack?

Yes indeed.

Kate made these enthusiastic and delicious cupcakes for a Super Tuesday extravaganza that, according to reports, also included liquid cheese dip (USA! USA! USA!)

The brilliant side benefit of these politi-cakes was that they turn your entire face and hands blue, leaving no one guessing about your political convictions. I have been walking around the office for the last hour with blue teeth, just to let my colleagues know that the SnackManiac votes Democratic.

Talk about snackroots efforts. Nice work Kate.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Snacks that burn rubber

This snack was brought to the SM's attention through the results of a snack-thropological report conducted in the SOUTH!!!

Dale Jr., who apparently no longer needs a last name when pushing race track treats, brings you the "Big Mo'" in creamy caramel or peanut butter.

Attention NASCAR fans indeed!

I have no idea what a Mo' of any size is. This snack confuses me!!?!

Have any snackers out there sampled the MO yet??

Monday, January 7, 2008

cake or cannibalism: YOU DECIDE

So I obviously endorse snack appreciation, snack fan-dom, even...SNACK MANIA.

But I DO draw the line at making a snack in your own image!!!! I think the Bible does too.


No, your eyes do not deceive you, this insane-o had a wedding cake made to look like her. Well, it was supposed to, I think. There are more creepy pictures here, including one of her groom trying not to yak on himself while he cuts into "her" midsection.

To clarify my nuanced position: IT IS A-OKAY TO MAKE A SNACK THAT LOOKS LIKE A SNOWMAN OR A TURKEY, BUT NOT YOURSELF (OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS, UNLESS THEY ARE CELEBRITIES AND THEN THEY FALL INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS TURKEYS AND SNOWMEN.)