Thursday, July 9, 2009

high on the hog

This just in from my correspondents in the field: Bacon that can rot your teeth AND burn your house down!!!

First up, Maple-Bacon Lollipops. You certainly can't go wrong with the sweet and savory maple syrup and bacon combo NOR with snacks on a stick, so this one must be a winner. Lollyphile, the producer of this great breakfast substitute, also makes lollipops that are Absinthe and Ginger & Wasabi flavor, in case you need a chaser after the meat-pop.

Next is a very practical alarm clock/bacon cooker that is ALSO A REALLY CUTE PIG FACE!

The alarm triggers a halogen lightbulb that cooks a piece of frozen bacon, that has been presumably melting and perhaps rotting next to your head all night. But no matter, what snacker would not love to wake up to some CURED MEATS instead of NPR???

Keep the tips comin' Day of the Fight, Esquire!!!

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