Holy moley. A tipster sent me an urgent message this morning alerting me to the closure of the Fractured Prune, purveyor of the "kids meal: two donuts dipped in hot fudged and rolled around in oreos and reeses with a chocolate milk, [inexplicably] served on a frisbee!!"
I have very conflicted feelings about this development. You all know of my troubled past with FP, but I must admit I am quite saddened to hear of this news and can't help but feel that my derisive words are certainly to blame for this recent turn of events.
Just last month, I shared a pile of donuts and candy with my brother at the Prune. I will treasure that memory always.
Sentimentality aside, I smell a scandal. Reports coming in indicate there is a sign on the door that says "store is relocating and more information is available at www.metroprune.com" only its not. There is just a huge picture of that crippled prune and some stale info about Rockville. I don't even know where that is.
Developing....
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Sad day. I mean, even I have been there.
Post a Comment